Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y


  1. Internet! I had lunch with potjie today and it was every bit as delightful as you’d imagine it’d be.

    Internet! I had lunch with potjie today and it was every bit as delightful as you’d imagine it’d be.

  2. We are “Team Sparkle Jesus Masshole”, which was the best team name option, when you consider that the other option was, “Our Couches Pull Out, But We Don’t.”

    We are “Team Sparkle Jesus Masshole”, which was the best team name option, when you consider that the other option was, “Our Couches Pull Out, But We Don’t.”

  3. In Which I Vaguely Remember Some Things About Our Company “After Curling” Get Together Last Night

    Sitting at the bar, wearing a wig, winking at (mostly male) co-workers and saying, “Hey sailor. Buy me a drink?”

    Many people bought me drinks.

    Our CEO kissed me on the cheek.

    While he was also wearing a wig.

    There are, apparently quite a few photos of this on a number of people’s phones.

    Nights like last night my dear friends, are why you have strict privacy controls on Facebook.

  4. And now, we curl.

    And now, we curl.

  5. Spiral Jetty (by zuhl)
Spiral Jetty is quite funky and cool. It’s also in the middle of freaking *nowhere*, should you ever need to dispose of a body.
Or whatever.

    Spiral Jetty (by zuhl)

    Spiral Jetty is quite funky and cool. It’s also in the middle of freaking *nowhere*, should you ever need to dispose of a body.

    Or whatever.

  6. The 11YO kicking booty at her debate competition thing.

She learned how to win a debate from me, so soon she’ll freak out, wave her arms around wildly and start with the waterworks/weeping.

    The 11YO kicking booty at her debate competition thing.

    She learned how to win a debate from me, so soon she’ll freak out, wave her arms around wildly and start with the waterworks/weeping.

  7. It’s on Facebook, so I guess it’s official* now.

    yodelmachine:

    *It’s not official at work quite yet. Or rather, it hasn’t been announced yet.

    But: We’re moving to Salt Lake City in July.

    OHAI, UTAH (SOON)!

    They will inevitably class up the joint, I’m sure.

    Also: Yay!

  8. Hello, loverly MacPro. You are weird, tiny and I shudder to think how much dust you will collect via the giant hole in your head, but holy Batman eating string cheese, you are squeaky freaky deeky fast.

    Hello, loverly MacPro. You are weird, tiny and I shudder to think how much dust you will collect via the giant hole in your head, but holy Batman eating string cheese, you are squeaky freaky deeky fast.

  9. Someone come finish my crust, please. 

I’ll take care of the rest of the beer.

    Someone come finish my crust, please.

    I’ll take care of the rest of the beer.

  10. In Which I Need to Help the 11YO Refine Her Sense of Humor a Wee Bit

    The 11YO is currently at Disneyland with a friend and her family and she texted me the following:

    Daddy! We were on a ride and my foot got stuck and I broke it. We’re riding home now…

    So I (naturally) move into “Momma Bear Freak Out” mode and start calling her, but she doesn’t answer her phone. I call the ex and she got the same text so now we’re both in “WHAT IS GOING ON?” mode as neither of us can get ahold of her.

    Then she texts us:

    April fools!

    So. Not. Funny.

    Not even a little.

    After I calmed down I texted back:

    You are out of the will now.

    And you were adopted.

    Yeah, not a fan of April Fools’ Day at the moment.