Klassy with a “K” to the bitter the end with @mamitamojita
Happy slushies during a break with @mamitamojita.
We aren’t taking the pool water with us, @zuhl. Gosh, it is so hard to find good help these days.
and I have differing definitions of what “everything must go” means.
The cigarette is a prop so I appear more manly in this sportsball bar before we get mani/pedis later this afternoon. With the not at all manly @mamitamojita
Don’t be fooled by the murderous look in the cat’s eyes. He’s very sweet. It’s @mamitamojita you need to be afraid of.
"That’s what she said…" with @anacutecase
So, here’s what you need to know:
Our notorious friend Zuhl is on his way to my house right now via trains, planes and automobiles. His mission, in which he offered freely and not under duress*, is to help me move all my shit to Ohio. He is helping me do this in many ways, more than just the…
Wait… I’m helping you move?!
I thought I was going down there for margarita making lessons.
Obligatory. Also, did you know that Pheonix is permanently set to “broil”?
"Evening Jon" doesn’t trust "Morning Jon" in the slightest.
Someone’s computer is working *very* hard this morning.