July 2007
Jon Deal: have touched and fondled an iPhone and have managed to resist the temptation to steal it and/or go out and go nuts with the credit card. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Nerdiless! iPhone User-Agent: (iPhone; U; CPU like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/420+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0 Mobile/1A543a Safari/419.3 (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
June 2007
Jon Deal: http://tinyurl.com/2foucn a somewhat random musing about my wife’s tush. Yes, I will pay for this once she gets around to reading it. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: it sounds like he’s strangling a duck and the duck is fighting back and the duck JUST WILL NOT DIE. My head may explode soon. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: oldest son is practicing the clarinet, trying to “find the high notes.” I’ll leave it as an exercise to the reader as to how that sounds. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: OS X’s Password Assistant just suggested a password for me: mental4\nougat How did it KNOW I wanted a candy bar? HOW?! Mmmm… nougat. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: My swan song/cri de coeur for Studio 60 is up: http://tinyurl.com/yrcz3d *sniff* I’ll miss you, TV show about a fake TV show. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: great 5 mile run last night. Somewhat obviated by the 1/2 carton of ice cream with hot fudge I had after the run. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: I think they are closing the Apple Stores from 2-6 on Fri. to cover everything in plastic, to protect the Store from the iPhone-Nerd-gasm. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: “Fun” civics lesson I recently learned: http://tinyurl.com/22alu9 (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: The UPS guy is obviously holding my 4 GB of RAM hostage. Or he’s just being mean. HOW CAN YOU STAND BETWEEN A GEEK AND HIS RAM? (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Have brought a doctor’s note, excusing me from Staff Meeting this morning. I’m having the note laminated so I can use it FOREVER. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: my four year old just said, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” She was not amused when we, her loving parents, started laughing at her. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: have just “discovered” Desktop Tower Defense. My life is effectively over now. See you all on the other side. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Yes! Free lunch “quin-fecta” complete! Thanks, @blurb Who’s up for buying me lunch on Monday to keep the streak alive?! Come on, people! (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: @Moltz No! But that sounds like it could be fun. And by fun I mean, kind of like a fork in your eye is fun. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: @Moltz you are probably correct. But it was a right wing “push poll.” Super annoying/bad questions about dead babies and stem cell research. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: just took a political phone survey in which I represented myself as a former republican and current member of the Socialist Worker’s Party. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: If I could just get someone to take me to lunch tomorrow, it’d be awesome. My fifth free lunch of the week. 5 in a row. A new record! (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: 4 more GB of RAM winging its way to my greedy little paws. Soon this machine will achieve sentience and walk the earth and kill us all. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: The ONE time in my entire life that I was cool enough to be a part of the “in” crowd: http://tinyurl.com/395okd (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Called off local tv interview. A) story ends up being quite wimpy B) couldn’t get in to get my hair done or my skin bronzed, so why bother? (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: i might be on TV tomorrow (local news). Little ol’ me and my big balding head. Let’s hear it for 15 minutes of fame. Now.. what to wear?! (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Father’s Day made me all weepy this year: http://tinyurl.com/2gcqqw Little cretins and their cards and their feelings. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: staff meeting right now. maybe if I hide in the kitchen they won’t notice that I’m not there and we can all get on with our lives. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: unable to fathom how I got on Mitt Romney’s mailing list. Kind os annoyed and grumpy about it as a matter of fact. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: introduced 13 yr old son to “Stairway to Heaven” this evening. Check one more item off my big list ‘o fatherly duties. He likes Zep now. :-] (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: review of Illustrator CS3: A bit like trying to do tech support for your weird Uncle Frank. You can get it done, but it makes you feel icky. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Just found a hard drive I thought the cleaning crew had pilfered. Can you say “Ooops, sorry! My bad!” after charges have been filed? (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: @mihow pregnant and on line at the DMV, oh man. You want us to spit on you or set you on fire, too? ‘Cause man, are you masochistic or what? (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Hetero man crush for the day/week: Donald Fagen. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Google search that landed on my site: “how+do+i+know+that+im+hermaphrodite?” Ummm… Look down? (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: We have 47 “new” messages on our home voice mail. If you called our house in the last month or so; sorry, we are never getting back to you. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: why do we need to take photos with film, when they are going to end up being 72 dpi highly compressed jpegs, embedded in flash? dumb. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: going to have my picture taken. I *knew* I was growing these mutton-chop sideburns for a reason! (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: @cbee thanks! that last one of him just cracks me up every time I look at it. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: @cbee yes, $129. Oh wait, that’s not what you meant. :-] (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Direct from the “Ministry of Silly Faces” I give you my 13 yr old son: http://tinyurl.com/23rw8a the boy needs help, I’m telling you… (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: @MelissaSummers Yay! Congratulations! (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: we are having my b-day treat here at the studio! Warm cookies and milk! Yum! maybe getting old and decrepit an grumpy isn’t so bad after all (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: hey look! I have a new picture up with my new glasses… my… how dashing and cute I am! and pale, man, I am pasty beyond belief. oy. (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Wondering if there is a point at which “Mail.app” you know, just explodes and gives up the ghost. (Yes, it’s GREAT to be back at work!) (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: Angsty, whiny post about turning 40: http://tinyurl.com/2goa6o Come on! It’s me moaning about getting older! What could be MORE fun? (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
Jon Deal: @macgeekpro @andrewbarnett thanks! (via Twitter / Jon Deal)
