March 2008
John Belushi doing his Joe Cocker impersonation from the first season of SNL is quite disturbing on many levels. Also, SNL 1, not very funny
February 2008
So the pill I took to relax myself for my employee review; I might have been a little too relaxed. Fell asleep in the middle of the thing.
I have my employee review in 11 minutes. Quick! Someone create an emergency so I can put it off for another month or three.
The intern next to me hums, talks to himself and sings out loud. The headphones, they do NOTHING.
Waved a dead chicken around and chanted a few chants and am updating to the iPhone 1.1.4. I expect sparkle ponies with this update, thanks.
I’m not seeing anything different, except the version number has changed. Feeling cheated. Wanted sparkle ponies with my iPhone *really* bad
*that* is what I sound like? Really? oy vey. http://tinyurl.com/2zswh6
Daughter just got accepted and got a scholarship to college. Squee!
editing video… Do I know Final Cut Pro? Not a chance. This will not end well. Luckily, I’ve already lost almost all my hair.
Your soul patch led me to think you were a douche bag; when you opened your mouth to speak all my doubts were removed.
Kernel Panic this dreary Friday morning. My comment in report to Apple: “Woke up from sleep. Launched iChat. Death. Now I’m all sad inside.”
Mental note: while listening to ipod, do NOT sing lyrics to Liz Phair songs out loud around the kids.
No one here at work yet. All alone down here in the basement. Which is fine, because co-workers mostly mess up my Star Wars action figures.
“Backing up 904,454 items” (211.93 GB) I think I want to buy Time Machine a thank you prezzie.
Falsifying data for one of my kid’s science fair projects.
Fidel Castro steps down and Apple discontinues the Xserve XRaid… Coincidence or conspiracy?
some pics from the SLC Bloggers Live Thing-y: http://tinyurl.com/2x3vnx
Trying to decide what to wear to the Bloggers Live Reading. Do we think sequins and gold lamé is too much?
My adult Centrum chewable multi-vitamins taste JUST LIKE flintstones vitamins. Feeling kind of gypped somehow.
oh wow, I didn’t realize that I have the day off on Monday until nanoseconds ago. Might call in sick for the afternoon in preparation.
Raining on the Valentine’s Day parade a wee bit: http://tinyurl.com/2cel37
Hetero Man Crush for the Day: Miles Davis. “Bitches Brew” for this Valentine’s Day.
Yes, I took the 4 year old out to lunch. Yes, she got lost. But it’s not my fault that she has such short legs and can’t keep up.
OK, my 4 yr. daughter is here @ work with me. SO EVERYONE STOP SAYING BAD WORDS! Otherwise she will scold you.
playing with Google Maps street level view for Salt Lake. Um…. *really* wishing my drapes had been closed when the google car came by. oy.
After investigating street level view for SLC for a bit, I have now concluded that Google is the proctoscope of the Internet.
doing the layout for a decent award program. Now is the time to remind you that I am susceptible to bribery and can easily slip in your name
The muzak here at Nordstrom: “Been Caught Stealing” by Jane’s Addiction. This amuses me greatly.
I am in Clipping Path hell.
http://tinyurl.com/3bl3f6 Chocolate Mix Skittles took my heart out of my chest, threw it in the dirt and stomped all over it. DO NOT WANT.
random, out of context quote from staff meeting this morning: “Yes, but you’d be the one in ass-less chaps.”
If I started talking about how bugged I was to be here at work, I’d have to be here until next Tues. Plus my voice would give out. grumples.
There are Democratic primaries and caucuses tomorrow. Shouldn’t Hillary be weeping in front of a raft of cameras and a bank of microphones?
