June 2008
Had lunch today with @evehorizon. He had pizza, I had chicken and then gave him a ride to the airport. I’m not doing this joke right, am I?
May 2008
Me at 2 AM while driving home from work: Came to a stop sign. I did NOT come to a complete stop. “Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta”
Project has taken a turn for the worse: I just made a new color in Illustrator called “DIE DIE DIE, YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE”
Pres. Bush still in town. I mooned his motorcade. Neither neighbors nor Secret Service amused. Also, my tush is now horribly sunburned.
Podcast with @Moltz is live. http://tinyurl.com/4eqy2l I’m the one with the sexy voice. @Moltz is the one who sounds like a freak of nature.
New bright pink Utah drivers license came in the mail. But I’m still as manly as ever… OH LOOK! The new Pottery Barn catalog is here, too!
Kid: “Dad, what is your favorite color?” Me: “Hm. A toughy. Pantone 209.” Kid: “Mom! Dad is being annoying. Again.”
Resolved: George Lucas gets no more of my money until he has someone on staff hired to say, “Mr. Lucas, that’s a DUMB idea. Rewrite that.”
I have a great big ol’ zit on my face. Listen, if I have to be a pimply 17 yr. old again, I am TOTALLY going for it with Alison M. this time
Had lunch with John McCain. I had a turkey club, he had a salad and then wouldn’t shut up about his colon polyps for the entire meal.
“Pulled pork” sandwich. Is it just me or does that phrase have a weird, semi-overt sexual connotation? Just me? OK, fine, I’ll have a salad.
I’ve got it. Hillary Clinton is my 5 yr old. She thinks if she just keeps repeating the same thing, we’ll relent and give her the nomination
Our ADHD 10 yr old is getting a basketball for his b-day. He recently lost his. Of course he did. Totally understandable. I mean, it rolls.
Spike TV: The commercials they show are so bawdy I feel like saying, “Hey, I only watch the channel for the content, OK?”
I fear the greatest work of fiction I ever pen will end up being the contents of my weekly time sheet.
Nature is ruthless. Just watched neighbor’s cat get pwned by two magpies. Much screeching and swooping. Awesome.
Tag Galaxy →
Pulls photos from flickr based on tags. Pretty spiffy, though very Flash-y interface.
Oh sweet! One of my posts this week is on FiveStarFriday! http://tinyurl.com/5t2wx4 “Things are going to start happening to me now!”
Just set up a new Mac Pro for someone. Named the HD: “Kortney’s Giant Machine o’ Death” Seemed to fit for a woman who is 5’2” and 100 lbs.
Was so unnecessary and bored in that meeting that I forgot to breathe and nearly died.
Shopping with @squidwoman for a prom dress. This is also known as “dad’s private hell” just an FYI.
WatchSaturday Night Live - NBC Official Site - Message from Hillary Clinton
Making quiche. We Real Men still don’t eat it, but we can whip up a simply FABULOUS one when called upon.
True confession: For the longest time I thought it was “Doody Free Shop.” Even though I know it’s not, I still snicker in airports.
Hemingway: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Me in High School: “Twelve-pack of condoms, never used.”
Hemingway: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Me in High School: “Twelve-pack of condoms, never used.”
at a press check. I think this pressman wants to dump a vat of ink on me and then throw me into the running printing press.
If an alien civilization were eavesdropping on the Internet, they’d believe we’re obsessed with 2 things: bacon and boobs. In that order.
oh jeez. baconandboobs.com and baconboobs.com are available. How has the collective Internet let this opportunity pass by?
Saw Iron Man and I *really* wanted to hear Jeff Bridges’ character bust out some Lebowski lines. “The dude abides,” but in a big robot suit.
wierd clanking noise coming from the undercarraige of the Jetta. Worrisome, but turning up the radio really loud fixed it.
Ellis, grumpy this morning: “I don’t want to wear pants!” I know exactly how you feel, sweetie. Pants-less should always be an option.
baking cookies, for I am a domestic demi-god.
