Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y

A Small Sample of How Women Who Have Broken Up with Me or Blown Me Off Have Described Me As They Have Broken Up with Me or Blown Me Off

• “Sweet”
• “Fucking hilarious”
• “A super nice guy”
• “A generous and caring person”
• “Totally funny!”
• “Kind”
• “A great kisser”
• “A hoot”
• “Too sweet”
• “Not someone I can see in a romantic way”
• “Smart and talented”
• “Really great to be with”
• “A wonderful person”
• “Eclectic and funny”
• “Complicated, complex and brilliant”

“A hoot” is going to be my title on my business cards from now on, I think. “Hi, I’m Jon. I’m a hoot.”

Anyway. Next time I go out with a woman, I’m just going to hand her this list and a thesaurus. “Please don’t use any of the above when you flush me out of your life, OK? I’ve heard all these and it’d be great if you could come up with something original. Thanks!”

Also, who tells someone he’s a great kisser when she’s breaking up with him? What’s that about? I mean, it’s nice to hear and all, but pretty odd in the context of breaking up with him, am I right?