Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y


  1. In Which I Show That I Am Klassy with a Capital “K” All Day Long

    My date canceled on me for tonight.

    That’s fine. I’m easy and relaxed. Stuff happens and all that. It was just a first date from Match. No biggie.

    This was my response to her, however:

    “So you mean to tell me I shaved my legs this morning for *nothing*?! This is a travesty! How could you?!”

    Because I know how to woo the ladies.