Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y

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Yeah, I got a 92.
Obviously, the makers of that goofy corruption test making the rounds around Tumblr lately saw my personal ad:

Charming, bearded 40-something eyeball licker seeks vivacious, funny 40-something lady for an evening or two of saliva fueled orbital fun.

Don’t mock.
The heart wants what the heart wants, you know?

Yeah, I got a 92.

Obviously, the makers of that goofy corruption test making the rounds around Tumblr lately saw my personal ad:

Charming, bearded 40-something eyeball licker seeks vivacious, funny 40-something lady for an evening or two of saliva fueled orbital fun.

Don’t mock.

The heart wants what the heart wants, you know?

Filed under seriously eyeball licking? that's a thing?

  1. do-over said: Orbital fun always makes me tingly.
  2. zuhl posted this