This evening I went to a talent show for my daughter Ellis’ class. She danced. It was adorable, as you would expect the dance performance of an 8 year old might be.

However.

There was a girl whose talent was reciting the names of *all* the Greek gods, while dressed up *as* a Greek god, and hula-hooping.

I WANTED TO ADOPT HER THAT’S HOW AWESOME IT WAS.

If she could find a way to incorporate fire into the extravaganza, I bet she could make decent money touring with that kind of talent.