“Hello, I am Digger Dan. Have a beet.”
I’m at Jordan High School for the 18YO’s State Wind Ensemble Festival. The school’s mascot is the beetdigger. Specifically, Beetdigger Dan. Beetdigger Dan the Man, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
This school could have been all uppity and/or normal and chosen a bear or an eagle as their school mascot, but no, they are proud of Beetdigger Dan and they stayed with their roots.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE.