Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y


  1. Usually This is Such a Quiet Neighborhood, but My Friends, I Think the Wedding is Off For Any *Number* of Reasons

    Down the hill from me (I sort of live on the side of a freaking mountain over here), a woman just *screamed* at the top of her lungs:

    “I fucking hate you, you’re such a fucking liar and I’m never going to marry your sorry ass.”

    To which a man yelled back, “Fine with me, fuck bucket!”

    I don’t know, maybe those two crazy kids can patch it up.