Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y

  1. I’d totally outsource so many parts of the whole dating extravaganza.   It’s true, dating has become such a hassle to me of late that it feels like holding down a second job. A second job with like, zero fringe benefits, unless you count the possibility of getting chlamydia a good thing, I guess. A relationship: Easy peasy. So not a big deal for me. I can do that. Mostly. Dating: such a ginormous and huge pain in the booty. Though I guess the side benefit is that the longer I date, the more material I have for my eventual smash hit HBO comedy special, “Deal on Dating, Death and Death by Dating”

    I’d totally outsource so many parts of the whole dating extravaganza.  

    It’s true, dating has become such a hassle to me of late that it feels like holding down a second job.

    A second job with like, zero fringe benefits, unless you count the possibility of getting chlamydia a good thing, I guess.

    A relationship: Easy peasy. So not a big deal for me. I can do that. Mostly.

    Dating: such a ginormous and huge pain in the booty.

    Though I guess the side benefit is that the longer I date, the more material I have for my eventual smash hit HBO comedy special, “Deal on Dating, Death and Death by Dating”

    2. Tagged:  dating   single life 

    Posted 2 years ago 34 notes

    1. capricecrane said: What is dating? #haven’tbeenonadateinoverayear
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