I’d totally outsource so many parts of the whole dating extravaganza.
It’s true, dating has become such a hassle to me of late that it feels like holding down a second job.
A second job with like, zero fringe benefits, unless you count the possibility of getting chlamydia a good thing, I guess.
A relationship: Easy peasy. So not a big deal for me. I can do that. Mostly.
Dating: such a ginormous and huge pain in the booty.
Though I guess the side benefit is that the longer I date, the more material I have for my eventual smash hit HBO comedy special, “Deal on Dating, Death and Death by Dating”