Jon’s Tumblr Thing-y

  1. My dirty little secret, which I only share with you guys, my special, very attractive, incredibly smart and insanely witty Tumblr people whom I trust not to tell anyone else? There was no date tonight. I haven’t been on a date in months. This is also where I insert “le ginormous emo sigh” and come to grips with dying alone. And I begin to overcome my dreadful allergy to cats so I’ll have some form of companionship in my last days. I’m going to need a minute here, I think.

    My dirty little secret, which I only share with you guys, my special, very attractive, incredibly smart and insanely witty Tumblr people whom I trust not to tell anyone else?

    There was no date tonight.

    I haven’t been on a date in months.

    This is also where I insert “le ginormous emo sigh” and come to grips with dying alone.

    And I begin to overcome my dreadful allergy to cats so I’ll have some form of companionship in my last days.

    I’m going to need a minute here, I think.

    2. Tagged:  dating   single life 

    Posted 1 year ago 50 notes

    1. ivy-freeman reblogged this from zuhl
    2. bananacasts said: :(
    3. audioper said: We should start a club or something.
    4. redcloud said: They have really good allergy medications these days. I’ve heard.
    5. missdisgrace said: You could get those creepy hairless cats. That would TOTALLY win you friends and influence people, I bet.
    6. thechristaland said: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?
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